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cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad i'm here. i tell you, a lot of people, i don't know how many of you are visiting from the east coast but a lot of people who were got stranded here over the weekend. there was too much snow to fly home. they canceled the flights. there was more than 2 feet of snow in washington, d.c. and new york. parts of west virginia got 3 1/2 feet. thank got we have instagram or
know? all nonessential federal workers in washington, d.c. were told to stay home today. how do you know if you're nonessential? do they call you? steve, i have some good news and some bad news. good news is you have the day off today. bad news, you're worthless. along with winter storm jonas as they call it came many amusing weather reports over the weekend like this one from abc in new york. >> now it is really just coming down very, very heavily and that is why there's such a stern warning from mayor de blasio for people to stay home at all costs. he warned kids -- look it, see what happened here? that's why. that's why, i don't know if you saw the kid falal here. that is why the mayor's urging people -- are you okay? geez. it is very slippery here. >> jimmy: poor kid still hasn't made it home. this is good. this is a live report from virginia where one local
corner of maybe the worst intersection ever. >> -- coming down about an hour now. i'm right here in downtown danville at thehe corner of main street and crackhead street -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. hell of an address. i guess it's crag head street but i like crackhead street better. i propose a name change. whenever there's a major storm the local news channels scramble to find anyone official-sounding to help them full-time.e. the nbcbc affiliate in washington, d.c. got on the phone with somebody who they though was with the virginia department of transportation. listen very closely because you will be able to understand very clearly that the person on the other end of thehone is pulling a prank. but for some reason these news anchors remain completely oblivious to this. >> now to the virginia department of transportation, dot, jason bond on the phone, how's it looking for you guys this morning? >> i'd say it's a rough morning for sure. we're busy -- a lot of our
it's a lot bigger than what the expected. . >> disasaed vehicles, there were just as many stranded cars like the ones that we're seeing on the video here. >> yeah, i mean -- >> that is a problem if. >> that's a prime example. my drug dealer and my prostitute were on the way, you know. you know. i couldn't believe it. >> so for people that are traveling now or that need to, what are youwords of advice? >> stay hunkered down as long as possible. and then, you know, check the main roads, call your friends, family, use your network to see if it's passable. if it's not, don't take a chance, there's no reason for it. you know, the prostitutes will be there tomorrow morning. you know, you can have a good time then. >> what areour road crews -- what kind of shifts are they working on to keep these roads clear? >> these guys are working -- i hate to say it, but almost 20 hours, you know?
hotel, they just stay there, you know? >> thank you so much, jason bond, bringing us up to speed on the conditions. >> jim: that's what happens when your coanchor is 10 years old. [ cheers and applause ] how does that happen? is it possible that their earholes are frozen shut? to me the word "prostitute" on a phone call stands out. the good news is people are keeping busy while they're cooped up. today by the way something that's been lost in all the commotion about the snow is today is bubble wrap appreciation day. this is an annuall holidayay on which we celebrate bubble wrap. and heap scorn on the accursed packing peanuts that would seek to destroy it. bubble wrap is one of the simple, unexplainablepleasures of life. and tonight to really go nuts and enjoy it, here is our own guillermo riding a bubble wrap bicycle.
[ cheers and applaus] >> jimmy: yeah, reset there, guillermo. i like the hat g thank you! >> jimmy: there he goes. wow. [ cheers and alause ] >> jimmy: if he falls,p no problem. that was beautiful and wasteful, you know? so happy bubble wrap appreciation day to you. you know, i tell you something, if you're an fmployee at mailboxes, et cetera, every day is bubble wrap appreciation day. did you watch the football games yesterday in the matchup for super bowl 50 is set. it's the guy from the under armour commercials against the guy from the papa john's commercials. the panthers verers the broncos. three weeks ago wasn't this the year peyton manning turned to dust? where he got benched, there was talk they might have to put him to sleep?
carolina beat arizona, then broncos first beat the defending champion patriots in a very tight game that ended when tom brady threw an interception in the end zone. poor tom brady. nothininever seems t t go right for that guy. [ laughter ] a huge tv audience, 53 million americans watched manning and brady play for the 17th time in their careers. game was on cbs. this is peyton manning, not eli manning. eli plays for giants. giants did not make the playoffs, which cbs new york seemed unaware. >> later tom brady and eli manning could face off one last time this weekend, from favorite movies to favorite food, how the two men differ off the field. >> jimmy: well, they got the tom brady part right. i do the same with kylie and kendall jenner, i can't tell which is which. in elk mont, alabama, last weekend a dog got loose and the dog happened upon a half marathon.
the dog saw all the people and just started running with them. you see the dog there. she's 2 1/2-year-old hound dog named ludavine. menopause. she did well. she finished seventh place. she might have finished higher if she hadn't stopped every once in a while to sniff everyone's butts. imagine committing months and months to training for a half marathon, random lostog get in the race, beats you. it's like the new hair bun. send that dog to kenya. [ cheers a applause ] >> jimmy: all right. very loud.
>> jimmy: happy bubble wraraday. you know da vinci invented that thing. i mentioned earlier it's very cold on the east coast. it's very not coldhere. ititas sunny and 71 degrees today in l.a. and we have a tendency to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to rub it in. well, like we just did there. i know people this weekend who are tagging their friends in new york in pictures of themselves sunbathing, wearing short shorts, just to be a jerk. so i don't approve of this kind of taunting. we sent cousin sal to the beach where people were releling on the beach w wh a bucket of snowballs and karma on his mind. >> i'm ella. >> i'm ashley and we're from usc. >> hope you're having fun in that blizzard. >> wish you could be here in sunny california. >> but you can't because you're snowed in! >> sal: you're snowed in!
>> just want to wish everybody back east a [ bleep ] up winter. go see "the revenant" and "the hateful 8" and have a drink for me. >> sal: snowballed! "hateful 8" what's up? come on, dog. >> don't slip on the ice, i'm on the sand, call me and i'll tell you how warm it is here. >> sal: snowballed! she's playful, this one. >> i'm darius from southern california. i hope you're having fun in the snow, suckers! >> sal: snow bucket! >> have fun enjoying that blizzard in jersey, wouldn't trade places with you guys for anything. >> sal: s sw bucket, snowballs!
>> sal: snowballs! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he better not bee here. we're going to take a break. when we come back, i'm gun shy because he usually hits me with a snowball which might happen. when we come back i will dissect tonight's episode of "the bachelor" and chris pine is here to c cse dowow our schools so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] those who define sophistication stand out. those who dare to redefine it stand apart.
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chris pine, lena headey, music frfr p pic of t t disco. we have an important episode of "the bachelor" to go through. if you missed it you're not living your life if you're not watching "the bachelor" every week. the gang went to las vegasas tonight. they rounded them up, stuck them on a greyhound, they sent them to vegas for amazing, amazing romantic moments like this. >> cheers. i do think our ride's arriving. >> stop it. >> jojo's taking a helicopter, i knew it. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: well. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately they were blown over the side of the building and killed so the show's over. they're dead. that was the one-on-one date. during the group date, the ladies were asked/forced to
which is a big reason why these women are on "the bachelor" in the first place, because thehe have no talele. their talent is looking good in a cocktail dress. it's kind of an unfair position to put them in. during the talent show, olivia who's taken over as the nutty one since lace bolted the show jumped out of a fake cake wearing skimpy lingerieawn jer way at a ventriloquist show. it was more a cry for help than a talent show. that was nowowre near as awkward as when ben the bachelor went to the twins' house. they have twins on the show. halley and emily. who happen to live in las vegas. so they took ben to their mom's house. where he eliminated one of them. at mom's house. one of them. even though as you can see here there's a very good chance ben doesn't know which one is which. >> being h he today has been really nice for me to see. this is a unique situation because of just how much i do
>> jimmy: whatever. whatever your names are. can you imagine being the identical twin that gets eliminated? i find you attractive, i just don't like your personality. did you watch "the bachelor" guillermo? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: you do not, no? >> guillermo: i'll dvr but i haven't watched it. >> jimmy: but you do have it on yoyo dvr? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: okay, good, all right. back to the snow. on the east coast a lot of the schools will be closed tomorrow, which is great if you're a kid. not so great for parents, especially parenen who work. so tonight i think we found a way to make this fun for everyone. here now to sing some of tomorrow's real school closings these are actual schools that will not be i i session tomorrow because of weather. please welcome chris pine, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ]
ladies and gentlemen, back east it's real cold. us here in california, the warm center of the universe, we'd like to say a couple things. oh the weather outside is snowy look at that going to school would sure be blowy well tonigig i'm here to let you know which schools are closed schools are closed schools are closed kids mac men necessary middle school charles j. hudson too marville elementary and ronald reagan academy woodland high center john e. dwyer tech
and alexander hamilton prep aquinas montessori jerome dunn academy saint hubert saint tom st. joe's schools are closed schools are closed schools are closed play x-box and eat cheetos oh you're in luck learning sucks go home schools are closed [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautifully done. two sets of mittens, everybody. and no oes. chris pine! tonight on the show, music from panic at the disco, lena headey. be right back! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by icy hot smart relief tens therapy. turn on smart relief and turn
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from "game of thrones" and the newovie ride and prejudice and
zombies," lena headey is here with us. then the new album premiered at number one on the billboard charts. it's called "death of a bachor." panic at the disco on the samsung outdoor stage. tomorrow night jack black, music
later this w wk shaquille o'neal, ewan mcgregor, alison brie, hannibal burress, music from banners and tory lane so please join us for all that. you know our first guest tonight from the "star trek" series, "into the woods," starting friday he takes to the sea in the true life adventure "the finest hours."
please say hello to chris pine! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first may i say, you really have a beautiful singing voice. it's really unbelievable. >> man, i had so much fun with that. >> jimmy: and you smell good too which makes sense for a guy whose name is pine. >> i doused myself by patchouli. >> jmy: that is what that is? >> i'm in a patchouli phase. >> jimmy: that's not a good thing.
>> jimmy: no, it isn't. it goes -- yeah. i know it smells nice now. wearing pa chum m papachulely, people say i don't have to bathe anymore, i have patchouli. >> i think delicately done. >> jimmy: i hate to put you on the spot. i have a movie project for the two of us. >> shoot. >> jimmy: we'd be playing these guys billy and sean. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there they are. ey're here from clevevand. >> where are you from? cleveland, ohio? >> jimmy: they're here -- let me tell you about it. i know you were changing. billy was -- billlls aunt -- billy's aunt is trying to get his cousin into porn. [ laughter ] >> legitimately? you into porn? >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> model. >> jimmy: he's in online high school --
>> jimmy: porn is what it means. >> is there online high school. >> jimmy: he's going to it. he's the quauaerback of the online high school football [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dude. >> jimmy: that's right. yeah. yes. >> that's very lebowski-ish. >> jimmy: i believe that's >> you're right. >> jimmy: there you , okay. so we'll get sweaters likethat. pick whichever one you want to bebe i think sean, i'm going to have to play you. you being the more handsome one. the script really writes itself. >> when do we start? >> i'm preceded. >> jimmy: production begins tonight. >> tonight, yeah. >> jimmy: we have to do it quick before tragedy befalls. you just flew in from london? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're working, i presume? >> i'm doing a film called "wonder woman." >> jimmy: oh, you play wonder
[ cheers and applause ] >> very progressive piece of film making. >> jimmy: you're in "wonder woman." >> i tray steve trevor, for you thatnow the lore, wonder woman's the better half. >> jimmy: ah. there's a mr. wonder woman, i didn't know that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're not married, though, right? >> i mean, i can't get into the fine details of it. but -- yeah. i'm a stay at home dad kind of guy. >> jimmy: wonder woman's married, wow. what is it like to play a superhero's boyfriend? you don't't see that very much. >> jimmy: do you have powers? >> none. absolutely none. >> jimmy: who talked you into thth? >> you know, it's -- i seek in it. >> jimmy: i see her in trailers and stuff. xrp
>> she's doing a wonderful job, remarkable job. >> jimmy: do you fly the invisible plane? is that part of the thing, the invisible plane? >> the invisible plane? >> jimmy: you don't know -- wonder woman has an invisible plane. she doesn't have it in the movie? or maybe you haven't seen it. >> tell me more about the visible plane. >> jimmy: wonder woman flies in an invisible plane. doing this. does she have the golden lasso? >> i can't talk about specifics. >> jimmy: oh. wow. i don't know if you're pulling me leg or if there really isn't an invisible plane. i hope there is. there better be. >> theje's all sorts of fun stuff. it takes place in n rld war i. really honestly, for all of these big-time films, they're fun and action-packed and the whole bit, i'm being honest. i think what's reallyeat about it is with all of the -- whatever, the thor's, captain
always this revenge cycle thing. an eye f an eye. we're going to o t the bad guys and the the bad guys are defeated. what i think is lovely having a woman at the helm of something like this, by virtue of her being a woman, there's a great deal more compassion and love at the centnt of the story. which for something as big as a film as this is going to be with the kind of eyes that will watch it, i think it's a wonderful -- the little bit that we can do to hopefully inch this universe towards something not as aggressive. >> jimmy: because you look at "the bachelor" and "the bachelorette." when there are more women in the house it tends to be more aggressive. whatever. i don't know if you guys are using that as a model? >> we have both of those women in the film, yeah. >> jimmy: is it fun to be in londonhooting? is it enjoyable being over there? >> yeah, it is. i mean, i work a lot so i don't get much time. this is the third film i've done over there.
i was -- spent a year in leeds during college, which is in the north of england. i've spent a great deal of time over there. >> jimmy: when you're away what do you miss about being -- you're from l.a., grew up here. is there something that you miss? >> get off the plane, get in the car, go straight to tacos delta on sunset boulevard. >> jimmy: tos delta, really. >> tacos deltata they make incredible mexican food. shout-out to one of my favorite spots. >> jimmy: what do you get, what do you order? >> huevos rancheros -- depends on the time of day. >> jimmy: do they have mexican food in london? >> they -- [ laughter >> you know, it's -- [ laughter ] >> it's a salsa thing. that they just don't do.
yeah, yeah. >> at all. >> jimmy: probably because there aren't that many mexicans over there. >> probably. >> jimmy: probablyyas something to do with that. guillermo, that's how we're going to make our millions, open a mexican restaurant in london. idea. >> jimmy: yes. we need you. break here. we got chris pine with us, the movie "the finest hour." be right back! [ cheers and applause ] carry the centimeter, divide by 3.14 something something something... [ beeping, whirring ] great caesar salad! and now the name your price tool shows people pllicy options to helfit their budget. is that a true s sry? yeah! people really do save an average of over $500 when they switch. i mean about you inventing it. i invent the story, and isn't that what really matters? so... what elslsabout me? this is shaving. a blade. many blades. sharp blades. blades here, blades there. some more over there...
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>> the engine died! >> i got it, i got it! >> you've got about five seconds, boys! >> fire it up! >> jimmy: that is chris pine in "the finest hour" out friday. you know, casey affleck, your costar, was here. he was talking about it saying it was terrible shooting the movie because you're basically drowning the whole time. >> i mean, it's 12 hours a day
they have these huge fans that blow wind in your face. then they have these little like soapachines too make f fe snow. they've giant dump tanks full of hundreds of gallons of water that somehow in four months of shooting they never figured out howo heat. we were shooting in quincy, mass in the old shipyards in quincy, mass. these giant sardine can buildings where they built all these ships back in the day. >> j jmy: i think you did a nice job with the boston
accent. with that accent. you have to because if you don't people in boston -- >> petrified. >> jimmy: you'd never be abl to do there. >> no, no. >> jimmy: they are very critical. of almost everything, really. but especially that. >> i mean, it was everyone for -- we'd have the teamsters and then the grips and then casey and then ben foster, ben's from boston. i had a whole group of people
giving me what they thought
were helpful hints, which just turned out to be -- just awful. >> jimmy: really? >> just like little -- they're little people in your ears talking about, it's not like that, chris, it's not like that. >> jimmy: like what are the subtleties that they thought you were missing? >> i'll tell you, the one that always got me was the "o." like not. i have a broad californian "not." noooo ochlto nooooh. boston i think i i goes naught. bought. you still over that vowel. >> jimmy: like the patriots are naught in the super bowl. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> dicky: they're not, jimmy. >> jimmy: they are not. they areaught. so i heard you did standup
>> i didn't do -- as in like a progressive -- i did it once. for manufacturefive minutes. back -- this thing called the william sound theater festival outside of new york. every summer people make theater. lewis black was there for the summer and he was kind of the -- he was the comedian in sidence. we'd have cabarets to celebrate twice a summer. he gave a standup class, we all had to prep material and do five minutes onstage for everybody. which was -- which was i'm sure easier than it would be at the laugh-in. you have a bunch of people that like you and want you to do well so it wasn't all that awful. it wasashe closest i felt to feeling naked on stage. >> jimmy: what did you talk about? >> what was my bit? i think i talked about what parents make you do when you don't want to do whatever it is.
my father laughing at me from the porch while my mom dragged me to sunday school. then i had a bit about going -- i went to this camp when i was a kid where they made you -- they only letetou shower eveve third day but with a garden hose. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm talking about this. wasn't prison? [ lauguger ] >> jimmy: the other kids, did they seem tough and tattooed? >> yeah, i only got shanked three times. so the garden hose thing. and then there was a -- like a squirrel infestation. so half the time we would be hunting squirrels. >> jimmy: with guns? >> yes, about it guns. yeah. and this was just to keep the population in check. this is not like -- it wasn't
>> and -- i remember going out and i clipped -- i felt awfully about it -- i clipped this poor squirrel in the tail. felt awfully about it. ran back to my -- we didn't even have tents. we were sleeping outside. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> ran to the fire hose, the garden hose. anyway. it didn't go as dark as i i planned itt to go. >> jimmy: wow, this sounds more like therapy than standup comedy. >>eedless to say i never went back again. i thought it was an entertaining five minutes. this is why i'm not a standup comedian. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you smell good, you sounded great, the movie is great. "the finest hours." it's a true story, opens on friday. >> true story. >> jimmy: and look for chris and i and billy and sean, that will be coming out at a date tbd.
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our next guest is the world's most popular evil queen. you know her from "game of thrones." next, you can see her fight the literary undead in "pride and prejudice and zombies." it opens in theaters next friday. please welcome lena headey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i say this every time but it's always weird to see you in regular clothes looking like a regular person and not a royal. >> evil queen, yes. >> jimmy: an evil royal. by the way, congratulations. i know you have a baby. you hadd baby since the last time you were here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice. >> a little lady. >> jimmy: a little girl. you're enjoying her? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: yeah, good, good. >> i'm enjoying her not so much at night. >> jimmy: at night they're not as much fun. >> no, they love the waking. >> jimmy: is she sleeping? >> no. >> jimmy: no, no. >> i like to go in and say, what
she's like that. for hours on end. >> jimmy: at least she's smiling. not crying. >> totally smiling. >> sometimes if they keep smiling like that, you realize they grow up crazy. >> that is possible. >> jimmy: that happened to me, yeah. so were you pregnant when you were shooting "game of thrones" the last season? >> yes. towards the end of the season. >> jimmy: towards the end of the season. so that famous scene, which is really i think one of the great scenes in the history of television, where the shame, shame, and circe's walking thugh the people, is that why they digitally put your head on the woman's body? >> no. >> jimmy: that's not why? >> i'd like to claim that was why. no. it was an intense three days of complete nudity. and because of the show, because people know it and they know us, it was a little close for my liking.
>> i know those people now. >> jimmy: not exactly a closed set, yeah. it's amazing they could take your head and put it on another person's body. i mean, it really is like science fiction. it's unbelievable. >> it's bizarre. >> jimmy: and yeah, i wish they would do that to me. >> would you want boobs? >> jimmy: i already have them, but thank you. i saw a photograph of you having -- getting lice pulled out of your head? >> i don't know what you're talking about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, did you have lice? >> i did have lice. >> jimmy: you did have lice. o gavavyou ce? >> my son. >> jimmy: for mother's day? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> it was a late mother's day gift. >> jimmy: wow. lice is still going on, huh? >> it is, yeah. they love clean hair so i feel blessed. >> jimmy: that lice like clean hair? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that what the guy with the tweezers told you?
>> yeah, you're fine. >> jimmy: it's really a dplimt. >> a huge compliment from nature. >> jimmy: where was this? in england or this was -- >> it was here. >> jimmy: it was here? >> that's kind of weird. i thought, no, that can't happepe to me. i've done that when i was 7, my grandma pouring acid on my head in the kitchen. i went to the lady and i was like, i'm sure i haven't. she went, oh, you do! >> jimmy: how does the lady at the lice place not have lice all the time? >> they kind of tie everything up. it's a whole crazy thin >> jimmy: were you mad at your son for giving you lice? >> no. >> jimmy: do you watch "the bachelor"? >> i've never seen it. >> jimmy: you've never seen it? >> no. >> jimmy: okay. because they have -- well, of course one of the great things that you do on "game of thrones," your character, you
you insult the others. you actually threaten them, that sort of thing. and this happens on "the bachelor" as well with the women. and they also are drinking, as you do. so i thought it might be fun. we put some of the real lines from the show this year in our teleprompter for you to read them in character, if you would. >> okay. >> jimmy: i know you're not dressed for it. but we do have, guillermo, bring a goblet of wine. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we had fun the last time you were here, you read some things in character. now these are actual lines from "the bachelor" this season. so just go ahead and look at the -- yeah, there you go. okay. >> i'm blind. >> jimmy: we'll give you mood lighting to set it up. >> i don't think there's one girl here who's competition. i think i'm way prettier than
[ cheers and applause ] i'm going to punch her in the face. like seriously. let's be honest. he wants to [ bleep ] a virgin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think her boobs are fake, but it's okay. but you can tell that they're fake. and her breath is horrible. i wonder if they've kissed because i'm sure he smells what i smell. [ bleep ] bitches. [ cheers and applause ]
i hope you don't mindfy drink this. >> i put nits in it. >> jimmy: tell us about "pride and prejudice and zombies." how did zombies get in there? >> it's a c cssic retelling of "pride and prejudice." it's kind of bonkers and fun and weirdly has a sort of small indie vibe to it. you know, as an actor you get to do crazy t tngssometimes.s. and i was like, why not? sounds like a good ride. >> jimmy: yeah, well, it's definitely not a great title. this is based on a true story? >> yes. yes, it's currently happening.g. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. thank you for doing this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i got caught up in it, "game of thrones." lena headey, "pride and prejudice and prombies" opensnsn theaters next friday. be right back with panic at the disco." [ cheers and applause ]
thanks to lena headey, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of timeme "n"nhtline" is next but first their album is called "death of a bachelor." here with the song "victorious," panic at the disco! tonight we are victorious champagne pouring over us all my friends were glorious tonight we are victorious oh oh oh oh ohh-- victorious oh oh oh oh ohh-- double bubble disis queen headed to the guillotine skin as cool as steve mcqueen let me be your killer king it hurts until it stops we will love until it's not i'm a killing spree in white eyes like broken christmas lights my touch is black and poisonous
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my friends were glorious tonight we are victorious this is "nightline." >> tonight, the missing persons case that captivated the country. 7-year-old kyron horman's disappearance from school sparking the biggest search in oregon's history. now more than five years later, his stepmother the focus of dark accusations is breaking her silee. >> did you have anything to do